Strat-O-Matic Report
BOXSCORE: 2007 Chainsaw Proctologists At 2007 Santa Fe Trailer Bitch 7/6/2008
Proctologists AB R H RBI AVG Trailer Bitches AB R H RBI AVG
N.Hopper CF 5 2 3 2 .410 R.Theriot LF 4 0 2 1 .265
A.Miles 2B 4 1 2 0 .299 B-B.Broussard PH 1 0 0 0 .321
J.Vidro DH 5 0 2 2 .317 S.Drew SS 4 0 0 0 .220
G.Anderson LF 4 0 1 1 .288 R.Hernandez C 5 1 3 0 .281
E.Byrnes RF 4 0 0 0 .243 J.Francoeur RF 5 0 0 0 .255
M.Izturis 3B 4 0 0 0 .264 T.Helton 1B 3 0 1 0 .262
L.Overbay 1B 4 0 0 0 .234 B.Harris 2B 4 1 1 0 .295
C.Gomez SS 3 0 0 0 .206 E.Chavez 3B 4 1 1 3 .200
A-J.Wilson SS 1 0 0 0 .260 K.Kouzmanoff DH 3 1 1 0 .294
G.Laird C 2 2 1 0 .202 C.Beltran CF 4 0 1 0 .241
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Totals 36 5 9 5 Totals 37 4 10 4
A-Subbed Defensively (SS) For Gomez In 8th Inning
B-Pinch Hit For Theriot In 9th Inning
Proctologists... 2 1 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 - 5 9 0
Trailer Bitches. 0 0 0 4 0 0 0 0 0 - 4 10 2
Proctologists (37-48) IP H R ER BB SO HR PC ERA SCORESHEET
M.Batista WIN(4-10) 6 8 4 4 1 6 1 107 6.82 A1 C9
J.Rincon HOLD(3rd) 2 1 0 0 2 0 0 33 3.38 D1 D9
D.Weathers SAVE(8th) 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 11 3.27 E1
Totals 9 10 4 4 3 6 1
Trailer Bitches (38-47) IP H R ER BB SO HR PC ERA SCORESHEET
J.Litsch 6 1/3 6 4 4 1 2 0 112 6.16 A1 C9
J.Zumaya L(1-2) BS(1st) 2 2/3 3 1 1 1 1 0 41 4.91 D1
Totals 9 9 5 5 2 3 0
ATTENDANCE- 29,478 DATE- Sunday, July 6th 2008 TIME- Day
T- 3:02
LEFT ON BASE- Proctologists: 7 Trailer Bitches: 9
DOUBLE PLAYS- Proctologists: 0 Trailer Bitches: 1
ERRORS- R.Hernandez, J.Francoeur
TRIPLES- G.Laird(1st)
HOME RUNS- E.Chavez(14th)
STOLEN BASES- N.Hopper(2nd), A.Miles(1st), G.Laird-2(6th), R.Theriot(13th)
SACRIFICE HITS- A.Miles
WALKS- G.Laird-2, S.Drew, T.Helton, K.Kouzmanoff
STRIKE OUTS- C.Gomez, J.Wilson, G.Laird, R.Hernandez, J.Francoeur, T.Helton-2,
B.Harris-2
GIDP- M.Izturis
WEB GEMS- Top 1st: Brendan Harris robbed Eric Byrnes of a base hit.
29,478 fans were treated to a fine game at Trailer Park as only one run
separated the combatants at game's end. The Chainsaw Proctologists won by
the slimmest of margins, 5 to 4.
Chainsaw scored 2 runs in the 7th inning when they had 3 base hits. It was
enough to earn the victory. Santa Fe threatened in the 9th but Chainsaw was
able to put down the rally.
Miguel Batista(4-10) allowed 4 runs in 6 innings, and picked up the victory.
David Weathers gained credit for his 8th save. Joel Zumaya(1-2) was the
losing pitcher in relief.
'Some losses are harder to take than others' Dennis Martin lamented after the
game. 'This was one of them.'
SCORESHEET: 2007 Chainsaw Proctologists at 2007 Santa Fe Trailer Bitches
N.Hopper-A1 A1:Si B1:SB>12 *5*:F/9 D1:Si>3# E1:SB>12
Si>2# P/5
A.Miles-A1 A2:E/24>1 B2:Si>13 C2:L/4 D2:SB>12 E2:Si>23
3 b2 G/43>23
J.Vidro-A1 A3:Si>3# B3:L/4 C3:P/4 D3:Si>3# E3:SB>12
23 F/7
G.Anders-A1 A4:Si>3# *3*:L/4 *6*:E/9>b D4:G/43
12 2
E.Byrnes-A1 A5:Force/ B5:G/53 C5:G/43>2 *8*:G/53
46>23 1o 3
b1
M.Izturi-A1 A6:G-DP/6 B6:P/6 C6:L/4 D6:G/43
43>1o
L.Overba-A1 *2*:G/63 *4*:FO/3 C7:G/13 D7:G/53
C.Gomez-A1 A8:L/6 B8:K *7*:F/9 *9*:K
J.Wilson-D8
G.Laird-A1 A9:W>b1 B9:K C9:Tr D9:W>b1
R.Therio-A1 A1:Si B1:F/8 C1:Si>3# *7*:G/63 *9*:F/9
B.Brouss-E1 13
S.Drew-A1 A2:L/5 B2:G/31 C2:SB>12 D2:W>b1 E2:F/8
P/4
R.Hernan-A1 A3:Force/ *4*:Si *5*:K D3:Si>13 E3:Si
64>1o b1
J.Franco-A1 A4:K B4:G/53>1 C4:G/43 D4:G/13 E4:F/9
2
T.Helton-A1 *2*:K B5:K C5:Si D5:IW>b1
B.Harris-A1 A6:K B6:Si>23 C6:K D6:F/8
E.Chavez-A1 A7:P/4 B7:HR>3# *6*:G/43 *8*:F/8
1# b#
K.Kouzma-A1 *3*:W>b1 B8:Si C8:P/2 D8:P/6
C.Beltra-A1 A9:F/8 B9:Si>13 C9:G/53 D9:F/9